Two days ago my country decided to finally have a government.
And I is not happy with that. I liked the anarchy.
I liked the fact that people were growing beards out of protest.
Now they all have to shave it.
Even the good old man Sint-Nicolas said he would during 'history of Greece and Rome'.
That's just wrong.
Very.

And I so did all the best I can to do nothing against it.
And still those politicians find it necessary to make a government.
Belgium is even less fucked up without them.
Because back then we had a reputation.
We were the rebellious country that had no government for more than 500 days.
And now we're just the country with a gay prime minister with a funky bow tie.

And that MIGHT sound cool... but... noez! anarchy...